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So what now?

2011 July 17
Posted by Vixy

We have been busy trying to kill our livers, but they are still going stong, troopers.

Since fucking my ex, I found the perfect toy for myself. He was smart, fit as fuck and great in bed. Bruises on my tits, bum and even my vag after every session, and it was absolutely gorgeous sex. Then we stopped.

Then I slept with a guy I shouldn’t have slept with. A guy who is in love with me but has a girlfriend. To be fair, they were on a break when I slept with him so I’m not a homewrecker.

But then I made out with a guy in a bar who just minutes beforehand told me he had a girlfriend, so maybe I am a homewrecker.

But then again, who gives a shit? Karma lets me off because I’m a good person when it comes to other things, it balances out. So now I’m back in my old ways, just chilling and having fun. Thought you might like an update, so you’re welcome.

xxx,

V

Empty house ?

2011 June 30
Posted by Zoë

Someone’s told someone that Zoe and Vixy might be back here soon, and not just the two of them this time. A third girl might be joining in on the stupid nightly things V and Z are always up to.

xoxo,
gossip girl !

2011 March 3
Posted by Zoë

Totally agree with my dear V, it was a nice friday that passed.

stairway-to-heaven

And the text’s we send each other are kinda funny I must say. I had a right laugh anyways.

Must tell you, the sex that I got was great. I even told him it was great. I usually never compliment guys on their performance.
Gotta be honest, right ?

But this guy did stuff to me, seriously nasty stuff. You’d never guess if you just saw him walking past you in the street. And he’s the size of a fucking horse aswell.
Man, I felt good after that night.

New weekend tomorrow with some new adventures. You never know where you’ll end up going out with V.

Laters,

xx,
Z

Head is fucked and so am I

2011 February 28
Posted by Vixy

I got a nice text from my dear Z on saturday morning, I asked her how she was feeling after her night out, she replied “Me head is dead but my pussy is feeling good, what about you?” I replied “Pretty much the same to be honest”. You know what this means? Yes, I’ve finally had sex again, after a five month dry spell. Fair enough, I booty called my ex and he came over at 4.30 in the morning but hey, sex is sex.

Here’s a good song for you guys to listen to, it’s totally relevant to my post. Have a lovely evening.

xxx,

V

Morning Glory ,

2011 February 18
Posted by Zoë

I’ve been up since 9, on my day off.

Never thought that would happen since it took me forever to fall asleep last night.
Do NOT watch Skins just before bedtime. An hour of watching drink, fuck and get high and kick nasty shop-owners perv bums is not the ideal way of preparing for bed.


V hates me these days.
Either I’m going to bed at 7pm or I’m so speeded so that none of us get any sleep at all.

Darling, just 1 week and 1 day til you get your own room and your own bed.
Until then, I will continue my attempts of cuddling you til death.

Love,
Z

Ps, Fuch yeah, it’s friday !

It’s been a long time ,

2011 February 14
Posted by Zoë

Happy Valentines Day guys , hope you’re having a fab day.
I sure am not.

Went home early from work, bloody cold will never let me go. Got no voice now, tried singing along to the radio earlier – not so nice.
Well, well. Some self-therapy now, including a hot bath and some more sleep. Good thing is that it’s just monday.

Love,
Z

Hello there fit men in suits!

2011 February 5
Posted by Vixy

I have been looking for a job ever since I came back to England two weeks ago, and now I’ve found one. Unfortunately it’s at the same place I used to work before I left, so I know everything about the company and how it sucks. But hey, if you need a job you need a job. Z is very excited though – she has missed the days when she came home from work and no matter how horrible her day was, mine had always been worse. Also, this place is like high school – rumours, bullshitting, talking behind peoples backs, girls and guys sleeping around… Well yeah, always something to talk about. But hey, all my former co-workers should be happy to have me back at the office!

xxx,

V

Tell me you love me ,

2011 January 25
Posted by Zoë

Me and V got talking about the big L the other night. And we both realised that none of has been in love in our 20′s.
Not once. Not a teenie tiiiiny bit.

I don’t know if it’s a good thing or not. On one hand it’s nice not having your heart broken but on the other hand it can be kinda nice being in love. Smiling all the time, not eating and all that. Even being misreable can be nice. Atleast when it comes to love.

Oh well. My mama tells me it will happen some day for all of us.

The Few, The Proud

2011 January 24
Posted by Vixy

I’ve been home for about 3 days now, and god does it feel good to be back to my old ways! I can do what I want, when I want and with whoever I want to do it with. Me, Z and some other friends had a nice little night out when I got back so we went dancing and I met the cutest little boy who I’ve been texting now. Young guys are really Zoës thing but hey, a boy toy wouldn’t hurt would it? Besides, he’s off to the navy soon (sexxxy!).

sundays-makes-me-horny

Now I’m gonna get dressed and head downtown to meet a friend, peace out!

xxx,

V

She is back !

2011 January 20
Posted by Zoë

My hoe is back in town and I couldn’t be any happier right now. And V is happy aswell, she got her fucking coffee this morning, AND I did her breakfast AND dinner AND all the washing afterwards. I am a lovely friend.
Let’s get to bed so we can spoon all night long again.

But first, pillowfight to let her know how very very much I’ve missed her.

pillowfight

Love,
Z